Category: Limericks

There was a young dude named Ringer Who pushed his food with his finger. He ate in the nude, And was perfectly crude, But thought of himself as a...

There was a young man named Scoggin Who liked to wear a toboggan. One day a man said “Put that thing on your head!” “A toboggan is worn on the...

There once was a vampire named Drac Who went out for a midnight snack. He tripped on the bed,  On the floor hit his head, And his fangs got stuck in his...

There once was a vampire named Drac Who went out for a midnight snack. He tripped on the bed,  On the floor hit his head, And his fangs got stuck in a...

There was an old woman named Motts She loved to cook in great pots  Her food was quite pleasing,  But one day while sneezing, Old Motts got snots in her...